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NEW ORLEANS — With more than 20 players potentially sidelined due to injuries, COVID-19 concerns, and DUIs, the New Orleans Saints have one of the most depleted rosters in the NFL, and local hospitals are struggling to cope with the latest spike. Nearly every hospital bed in the city was occupied by injured players, with […]
Jeff Landry Slams Gov. Edwards’ State of Emergency Declaration ahead of Hurricane Ida as ‘Bad for Business’
BATON ROUGE — Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry stood outside the state capitol building today to condemn the state of emergency issued by Governor John Bel Edwards. “People have got to be able to get back to work,” Landry shouted at reporters through the howling winds of the incoming Hurricane Ida, which is projected to […]
WASHINGTON — Kentucky Senator Rand Paul entered the Senate floor this week looking noticeably distraught, appearing to be neglecting his usual grooming habits. The Republican senator was seen sporting a thin mustache with jagged, upward angles reminiscent of the facial hair of Waluigi, Luigi’s arch-rival from the Mario franchise. Paul is currently embroiled in multiple […]
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