Sen. Ted Cruz Chugs Frozen Margarita to Better Understand Constituents
CMT Asks Morgan Wallen to Not Be So Obvious Next Time
Mom Really Glossing Over Details of Fight With Dad
Biden’s ‘1986 Commission’ Celebrates Nation’s Golden Age of Cinema, Bodacious Babes, and Ice Cold Brewskies
Man Afraid of Immigrants Tells You to Stop Living in Fear
Child Throwing Tantrum Actually Member of Antifa
Opinion: The COVID Vaccine Isn’t Safe, Let Me Take It for You
Man Who Won’t Take Coronavirus Vaccine Gives Trump Credit for Creating It
Tearful Trump Vows to Unpack Supreme Court
Man Who Does Jiu-Jitsu Definitely Going to Keep Talking About It
Mayor Cantrell Seeks to Cut Library Budget to Avoid Returning Overdue Copy of ‘Twilight’
Trump Forgets to Pardon Daughter Tiffany
Moderna’s COVID-19 Vaccine Shows 666% Effectiveness, Minor Demonic Side Effects
Trump Legal Team Demands Signature-Matching of Constitution
