


CMT Asks Morgan Wallen to Not Be So Obvious Next Time

Mom Really Glossing Over Details of Fight With Dad

Biden’s ‘1986 Commission’ Celebrates Nation’s Golden Age of Cinema, Bodacious Babes, and Ice Cold Brewskies

Man Afraid of Immigrants Tells You to Stop Living in Fear

Child Throwing Tantrum Actually Member of Antifa

Opinion: The COVID Vaccine Isn’t Safe, Let Me Take It for You

Man Who Won’t Take Coronavirus Vaccine Gives Trump Credit for Creating It

Tearful Trump Vows to Unpack Supreme Court

Man Who Does Jiu-Jitsu Definitely Going to Keep Talking About It

Mayor Cantrell Seeks to Cut Library Budget to Avoid Returning Overdue Copy of ‘Twilight’

Trump Forgets to Pardon Daughter Tiffany

Moderna’s COVID-19 Vaccine Shows 666% Effectiveness, Minor Demonic Side Effects

Trump Legal Team Demands Signature-Matching of Constitution
