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NRA Calls for Armed Security Guards for Police Officers
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Local Trump Supporter Calls for Unity between Republicans and Lying, Cheating Democrats
Mitch McConnell Announces Retirement, Plans to Find Remaining Horcruxes
Giuliani Copied File Labeled “Definitely Not Porn” from Hunter Biden Laptop to Personal Server
UFC Fighter Jorge Masvidal Starts New Position as President Trump’s Driver, Errand Boy
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Sen. Mike Lee and Amy Coney Barrett “Spit Shake” to Seal Commitment to Pro-life Values
