Nation’s Liars Announce Big Plans to Roast Pumpkin Seeds
NRA Calls for Armed Security Guards for Police Officers
Report: CDC Admits People Who Wear Seatbelts Sometimes Still Injured in Accidents
Students Can’t Tell the Difference Between ‘Blended Learning’ and Orwell’s ‘1984’
Man Who Called Police on Mask-Wearer Shot by Police: ‘All I Got Was This Lousy, Bullet-Riddled T-Shirt’
Gov. Cuomo: Hit This Shit and Stop Asking about That Other Stuff
Sen. Ted Cruz Chugs Frozen Margarita to Better Understand Constituents
CMT Asks Morgan Wallen to Not Be So Obvious Next Time
Mom Really Glossing Over Details of Fight With Dad
Biden’s ‘1986 Commission’ Celebrates Nation’s Golden Age of Cinema, Bodacious Babes, and Ice Cold Brewskies
Child Throwing Tantrum Actually Member of Antifa
Opinion: The COVID Vaccine Isn’t Safe, Let Me Take It for You
