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Tearful Trump Vows to Unpack Supreme Court

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Trump Forgets to Pardon Daughter Tiffany

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Moderna’s COVID-19 Vaccine Shows 666% Effectiveness, Minor Demonic Side Effects

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Trump Legal Team Demands Signature-Matching of Constitution

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Trump Reportedly Asked Turkeys to Pardon Him in Exchange

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Nation’s Pole Watchers Seek New Hobbies

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Study: Majority of Trump Supporters Suffer from Irony Deficiency

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Local Trump Supporter Calls for Unity between Republicans and Lying, Cheating Democrats

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Mitch McConnell Announces Retirement, Plans to Find Remaining Horcruxes

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Giuliani Copied File Labeled “Definitely Not Porn” from Hunter Biden Laptop to Personal Server